“Question for your life: If there were a fountain machine that dispensed destruction instead of soda, would you grab an extra large cup?”

“Never question your life or its purpose. You were created for a reason. Make it a good one. Never add to the destruction of the world.”

“God will overflow your cup, so grab the biggest one you can find.”

“The world is like a machine, there is no extra parts so your are meant to do something, even if you are a little rusted.”

“Would the fountain of your mind were clear again,that I might water an ass at it!”

“Your parents were fighting machines and self-pitying machines. Your mother was programmed to bawl out your father for being a defective moneymaking machine, and your father was programmed to bawl out your mother for being a defective housekeeping machine. They were programmed to bawl each other out for being defective loving machines. Then your father was programmed to stomp out of the house and slam the door. This automatically turned your mother into a weeping machine. And your father would go down to the tavern where he would get drunk with some other drinking machines. Then all the drinking machines would go to a whorehouse and rent fucking machines. And then your father would drag himself home to become an apologizing machine. And your mother would become a very slow forgiving machine.”