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Jarod Kintz - “Quick! Hide under my 3:33 am, but don’t...”

“Quick! Hide under my 3:33 am, but don’t pet my 3:33 pm.”

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“Pet my 3:33 pm like it’s a beard. Live it, but don’t lick it.”

Jarod Kintz At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

“It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you prefer the AM or the PM piece?”

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“Love is 3:33 am plus 360 degrees plus 365 days, minus 12:34 pm. I ought to know, because I weighed it myself.”

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“I could fuck on my back like 4:44. But I don’t. I do it like 3:33.”

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“The time is now 3:34. Damn! I’m late for 3:33.”

Jarod Kintz Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

“We had a good time together. 3:33, to be exact.”

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