“Salmon swim against my stream of consciousness.”

“I want to grow a tan and an accent, then dig it out of my garden and staple it to my naked body. I like Salmon Rushdie like a bear would. Especially with a honey glaze.”

“I like farm salmon. I like the idea of fish growing on trees.”

“I’m going to Australia. But first I’ve got to put on my swimming suit and stretch.”

“My time at the pool went swimmingly. Better than a nude beach, because I was the only one who was naked.”

“I love the way the color lavender smells, and the way the color salmon tastes. And if there were a color called “fur,” I’d like the way it feels.”

“We made love like September swims in August. But that’s natural, because it’s too cold to go swimming in October.”