“Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.”
“I'm like the fucking Three Stooges of espionage. All three of 'em. All rolled into one!”
“You’re not related to the Three Stooges are you? ‘Cause I could swear this escape scene is one of theirs.” ~ Jim”
“Shoulda, woulda, coulda. They were the Three Stooges of regret. All they were good for was saying whoop-whoop-whoop and smacking each other over the head.”
“I stepped on a banana spider today. I didn't crush it, but I did slip and fall. Then I got bit by one of the Three Stooges, possibly John McCain.”
“Rape is a crime of violence and sex is the weapon.”