“Sex, like business, is better with multiple partners.”

“I like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.”

“I’m a designer. I’m trying to design a half a person, but I’m looking for a business partner, a female who’ll contribute the other 50% to the design and make it not only complete, but humane and personable.”

“I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business as usual in Washington DC.”

“I’ll refer my clones to businesses and negotiate a better price for myself. And for myselves.”

“Love will wreck your heart like a derailed train. So choo-choose your partner wisely.”

“Like a vibrator bolted on a bulldozer, I’m a regular sex machine.”