“Sexy isn’t my middle name. Lust-factory is, with the hyphen.”

“My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.”

“A bat isn’t a bird isn’t a middle finger.”

“His first name is Brooks, but his last name isn’t. His last name is Wrinkled, unlike his shirt (he isn’t wearing one).”

“I’m thinking of changing my name to “Son of Manana.” Of course it isn’t accurate, because I’m the father of yesterday.”

“I'm proud to be a Mick, even though I'm not Irish
 My middle name is Mickey, though. Actually, I’m lying.”

“Even a broken mirror isn’t broken if it allows you to see who you really are—cracked down the middle in your duality.”