“She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.”

“I find it more polite when I yawn without opening my mouth. I also talk this way too, with my mouth closed.”

“If you don’t cover your mouth, a yawn is an invitation for a blowjob.”

“She tried to insult me in front of the whole party. So what could I do but yawn and walk away?”

“She wanted to know if I loved her, so I texted her a picture of a dead bird.”

“Her mouth contorted, and the wrinkles around her lips were like the dunes of a frosted cupcake. And I just wanted to lick her living word machine (mouth).”

“A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wonder that is a blanket, lay your head back, and let the miracle of science cure your yawns.
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