“Sit in a small chair. It’s easier to have people to look up to this way.”

“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.”

“This leather chair belongs to me. I would let you sit in it, but you can’t sit in an idea.”

“The four legs of the chair never move, but what if the chair could run as fast as a cheetah? That would be one piece of leopard print furniture I’d love to sit on.”

“If I had a wooden leg I could sit on three-legged chairs no problem.”

“It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.”

“There were two chairs, but there were three of us. So, being the gentleman I am, I got down on the ground on all fours in my chair pose so that then there were three chairs and three of us—with one extra seat to spare. I make love the same way—with more orgasms than people involved.”