“Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time.”

“And now, I'm just trying to change the world, one sequin at a time.”

“Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by.”

“He was a vegetable, so trying to change his mind was fruitless.”

“Aside from myself, there aren’t too many people trying to be me. That may change in the future, when all my clones arrive.”

“If I could change any one thing about me, I’d change you.”

“I waste more time trying to save time than I would if I were merely inefficient. One woman told me I make love like a fish in the desert, and I believed her, because she looked like a dry fish fucker to me.”