“Some people work in the medical field, others in the legal field, while I work in the green field. Except in winter, and then I work in the brown field.”

“The fields of science are full of crop circles that can't yet be explained by scientific means.”

“Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like me, are both unemployed and alive (at least at the time of this writing).
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“I saw a white toilet, with no plumbing, alone in a field of snow. Well, almost alone. There were two naked albinos and a polar bear sitting on it, and I felt inspired to write a love poem.”

“After my first coaching experience, the field looked more like Gettysburg than a normal defeat. But it wasn’t that bad, as only about half my team lay dead, while the rest were merely dying.”

“Let’s all roll up our sleeves and get back to work. Or let’s create jobs where other people roll up other people’s sleeves, so these other people can get to work helping other people get to work. That’s brilliant. I should be a politician.”

“Work hard or don’t work hard, either way your hair will turn gray. I should let you be alone while you die, slowly.”