“Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like me, are both unemployed and alive (at least at the time of this writing).
”

“Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as myself, would rather live by a lake.”

“Some people work in the medical field, others in the legal field, while I work in the green field. Except in winter, and then I work in the brown field.”

“Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I’m a person like those people.”

“In hospitality, people vacation where you live. And so when I stay home from work it’s like a double vacation.”

“I'm not famous, but some people know me by name. Other people know me by number. That number is four.”

“Some people believe that people are essentially evil. Others believe people are essentially good. I believe they are somewhere in the middle, like Denver.”