“Some women will spread a lie faster and wider than they’d spread their legs. These women are worse than whores. These women are politicians.”

“On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men.
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“Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.
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“The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.”

“Men are from vaginas, and women are from women.”

“Politicians are like warts on the body of society. And the only thing worse than warts are lawyers and lobbyists.
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“Ideas are like legs: what good are they if you can't run with them, or spread them?”