“Some women will spread a lie faster and wider than they’d spread their legs. These women are worse than whores. These women are politicians.”
“Rumors spread faster than news and news spreads faster than the happenings”
“Why on earth do adults have to laugh so loudly at everything? Hyena laughs, the women worse than the men—except for the times the men were worse than the women.”
“On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men. ”
“If men only knew, modesty makes women fall in love faster than all the cock-a-doodling in the world.”
“I have found there to be little distance between the unlatching of a chain and the spreading of a woman’s legs. As if they can never unbar only a single entrance. It’s a disease called hope. Women suffer from it greatly.”