“Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole my whole unicycle!”

“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bike riding.”

“Eating a plain bagel with no cream cheese is like eating the inner tube of a bicycle tire, and I’d rather ride my roller skates to work.”

“I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride a unicycle with a horn instead of a seat.”

“I left my youth behind me. It peddled the bicycle while I rode on the handlebars.”

“His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I came carrying my bicycle.”

“When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.”