“Something can be humorous without being funny. The difference is when it’s humorous, a person says, “That’s funny,” and when it’s funny, a person can’t say anything because they’re too busy laughing.”
“People think it’s funny when a dumb person can’t do things the same way they can.”
“Life without humor is not funny.”
“It’s funny how much easier it is to see others’ shortcomings and give advice when you’re not personally involved, for it’s almost impossible to see the light when you’re swimming in shit.”
“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
“I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without gold backing our currency, it’s all funny money.”