“Sometimes a well-placed sound effect can be more poignant than a boxing glove-sized punch line.”
“A good story is like a well-placed punch: quick, effective, and impossible to ignore.”
“I’ve often wondered why boxing gloves are bright red. If I were a boxer, I’d wear camouflage colored boxing gloves so my opponent would never see my punches coming.”
“I’m such a germaphobe that I think sanitation gloves should be thicker than boxing gloves.”
“Pleased as punch. That's an odd-sounding turn of phrase, isn't it? How can a punch be pleased? It's punch. Rum and lemons and such. And if it's the other sort of punch they mean, a punch in the face- well that doesn't sound very pleasing at all, does it?”
“To live is to travel, on a voyage more epic than the odysseys of myth - not from place to place, but through the poignant strangeness of time.”