“Sometimes I feel like this. Sometimes I feel like that. I wish I could be more specific, but that’s how I feel—vague.”

“I like color commentators. Especially red, white, and blue color commentators. As an American I sometimes feel so patriotic I feel British.”

“Sometimes I feel I’m just doing a poor impression of a person. Maybe I feel this way because I have no money.”

“I often feel like a camel in the mountains, and a goat in the desert. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“Sometimes I feel like I’m living in my father’s shadow. But then he takes a few steps, or bends down to stretch his back, and I get to enjoy the sunlight for a few moments.”

“I feel like my old self. Especially since I feel like I’m developing dementia.”

“I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones.”