“Sometimes I wish I had been born with cat fur, whiskers, and a tail, though I guess I am grateful that at least I was born with my very own litter box.”
“My fashion is part of who I am, and though I was not born with these clothes on, I was born this way.”
“I am so grateful for my troubles. As I reflect back on my life, I have come to realize that my greatest triumphs have been born of my greatest troubles.”
“I wish I had never been born--there or anywhere else. ”
“There was fried chicken in the litter box, so I helped myself and took a shit. I am a cat lover and a fan of KFC. I always take mine to go.”
“I wish I had been born a storm. No heart, no tears, just a terrible gale'd been good.”