“Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.”

“Love is the thing that holds life together. Sort of like rind to a melon, cloth to a stuffed animal, or money to the time spent with a stripper.”

“I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.”

“Sometimes we can’t see what’s right in front of us, because it’s behind us, and we’re looking in a mirror.”

“I carry your love like a backpack. I only wish your love had a larger cargo capacity, and had zippers instead of Velcro.”

“Together me and Amy are Jaramy. Pearl Jam wrote a song about us speaking in class.”

“It’s easier to pick apart what is, than put together what isn’t.”