“Sometimes we can’t see what’s right in front of us, because it’s behind us, and we’re looking in a mirror.”

“How can I clearly see what’s wrong with someone else, and then look at myself as though I’m standing in front of a fogged mirror?
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“We’re all artists. It’s just most people keep their inner artist locked behind their rib cage.”

“When I see a cop’s lights behind me at two in the morning, and I have my disco ball dangling from my rearview mirror, it’s like, Hey, a party! Especially if I’ve been drinking.”

“Day or night, I can’t see the wind. But at night, it feels like I can see it even less. What’s less visible than invisible?
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“When people say they don’t read, I always wonder if they don’t because they can’t or because they won’t. Then I think, what’s the difference? Either way they are ignorant.”

“I’m behind you 100%. In fact, I’m so completely behind you that you can’t even see me back there.”