“Standing in cat litter is not the same as walking on the beach. Trust me, you can’t pee on the beach.”
“However, the beach is cluttered with 12-year-old "Howdy-Doody" refugees, making the walk to the beach both annoying and hazardous.”
“For me there was-is-nothing better than walking on the beach late at night. It feels like you could walk forever, like the whole night is yours and so is the ocean. When you walk on the beach at night, you can say things you can't say in real life. In the dark you can feel really close to a person. You can say whatever you want.”
“When you walk on the beach at night, you can say things you can't say in real life.”
“I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.”
“Walking on the beach like a ventriloquist, I’ll make it sound like the ocean is calling out to you—through a conch shell.”