“Sword and words—same letters, and same ability to cut down.”

“Taxes and Texas—they have the same letters, but only one can go to hell.”

“My sword can cut through butter like water. Likewise, my tongue can cut through the logic of love.”

“Should I go up one flight of stairs and then come back down, or should I go down one flight of stairs and then come back up? Same destination, same distance, same amount of work, but two different paths. Who knows, I might find love on one path. Probably the path I don’t choose. 
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“I think the most romantic letter you ever gave me was “W,” because it’s a couple of soul mate “V”s. Or maybe they were a couple of letters of the same sex engaging in a homosexual relationship. A “W” is two “V”s in a civil union, but the world is not ready to flip that on its head and let them go for the big “M.”

“Some things change, and some things stay the same. The things that change are the things that I wish stayed the same, and the things that stay the same are the things I wish changed.”

“Where there’s a winner, there’s a loser, and always at the same time. Occasionally even in the same person.”