“Taxes and Texas—they have the same letters, but only one can go to hell.”
“You can all go to hell; I will go to Texas”
“You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.”
“Since you have chosen to elect a man with a timber toe to succeed me, you may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.”
“If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell”
“Maybe I will go to Paris. Who knows? But I’ll sure as hell never Go back to Texas again”