“The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For as long as I live, I’ll never forget that date. ”
“A date is a place, a destination. March 5th, 1982 is the ideal tourist trap.”
“My birthday is coming up. I was born on March 5th, 1982. Humans have come a long way since then—nearly 30 years, if my math is good. And my math better be good, because if my math’s no good, what’s that leave? I mean aside from English, art, science, social studies, history, geography, P.E., recess, and of course, lunch. ”
“I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.”
“It’s been so many years since I actually had a date that I’ve forgotten how to act. You don’t mention your ex when you’ve finished fucking your date; it’s poor protocol”
“It’s just that… I’m wanting to start dating myself.” I saw Gina’s eyes bug out. “I don’t mean dating myself. I’ve been doing that for ten years now. It’s gotten to the point where I buy my left hand chocolates on Valentine’s Day.”