“The best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.”

“The best part about having kids is not actually having to have kids. Thank you, women.”

“The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eating.”

“The best part about teamwork, is me collecting all the prize money. Hey, that’s what captains are for, right?”

“The best part about a superhero’s cape is it doubles as a blanket when your nemesis uses his freeze gun on you.”

“When I didn’t know him I punched him in the face. The best part about him is his nose.”

“The best part about having children is being able to point at them and proudly proclaim, "Hey, I made those.”