“The best part about a superhero’s cape is it doubles as a blanket when your nemesis uses his freeze gun on you.”

“When I go house hunting, I use a rather large gun. You should see me fish for the best tasting Starbucks coffee. Oh, and can I borrow your plunger?”

“A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are warm. Where’s the cold war when you need it?
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“A blanket could be used in a secretive manner. What? I can’t just tell you how it could be used. What part of secretive don’t you understand?
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“When I didn’t know him I punched him in the face. The best part about him is his nose.”

“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think about it.
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“A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.
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