“The best part about teamwork, is me collecting all the prize money. Hey, that’s what captains are for, right?”

“The best part about having children is being able to point at them and proudly proclaim, "Hey, I made those.”

“One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is by building more prisons. That’s what makes the US so great. That’s what freedom is all about.
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“Making money for my clones, now that’s what I call self-enrichment. Having all my clones working for me, working for free, and enriching me, now that’s what I call social progress. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“Teamwork: I love the idea of all for one—especially if that one is me.”

“The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eating.”

“You can’t be the best all the time. But that’s what clones are for—to be you while you sleep.”