“The best part about teamwork, is me collecting all the prize money. Hey, that’s what captains are for, right?”

“The best part about having children is being able to point at them and proudly proclaim, "Hey, I made those.”

“One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is by building more prisons. That’s what makes the US so great. That’s what freedom is all about.
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“That’s what relationships are supposed to be all about—sharing the hard parts along with the easy parts and getting to the same destination together.”

“Making money for my clones, now that’s what I call self-enrichment. Having all my clones working for me, working for free, and enriching me, now that’s what I call social progress. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.”