“The best part of the word "booboo" is the breast. While the word doesn't suck, it is quite suckable.”
“It takes me a while to figure things out, doesn't it?" Edilio grinned. "Do me a favor. When you find Astrid, repeat that to her, word for word, the part about how it takes you a while. Then remember her exact reaction and tell me.”
“The best part about being a writer is getting the last word.”
“Prose: words in their best order; poetry: the best words in the best order.”
“Nothing like a suck of the breast.”
“The words of wisdom for today: Do not read anything that sucks!”