“The best part of the word "booboo" is the breast. While the word doesn't suck, it is quite suckable.”

“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “Bo” represents the left breast, and “ob” represents the right breast.”

“A part-time worker is fully employed, half the time. In other words, they are part-time unemployees.”

“You can’t believe every word you read while watching TV. (Even with closed captioning turned off).”

“The only thing better than word of mouth is words of mouth. Give me at least two words.”

“The best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.”

“America’s problem, in a word, is politicians. In two words, it’s politicians and lobbyists. In three words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And finally, in four words, it’s politicians, lobbyists, lawyers, and bankers.”