“The best way to hide a body is to convert it to saltwater and then dump it in the ocean. But whatever you do, do not drink it!”

“In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink out of beaker number two.”

“I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop car, with a note affixed to the body that reads, “I’m sorry.”

“I want to be able to convert sunlight to iron, because your body needs it to live, particularly if an attacker is wielding a sword at you.”

“Drinks heavily loaded with ice are reasonably effective, but the best way to cool down is to cuddle with a recently deceased person.”

“I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the best drink known to woman.”

“I want to write a song about one man's level of commitment called, "I'd walk to the edge of the world, just to dump your body.”