“The birds fly south for the winter not because it’s cold, but because they have wings. Similarly, love has the ultimate flight pattern, and that pattern is plaid.”

“A one-winged bird does not fly south for the winter. It flies south, west, north, and east, over and over. That’s how I feel when I’m in love, only I walk.”

“Love can’t spread its wings and fly, because love is an ostrich. But it can sure run fast!”

“We made love like September swims in August. But that’s natural, because it’s too cold to go swimming in October.”

“Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plaid mustache.”

“A blanket could be used like a Love Fleece. I imagine you’re shaking your head. Do you disagree? Fine, then when you’re shivering, I won’t ask if it’s because you’re cold—or because you’re lonely.”

“I’d use my shadow as a blanket, but it’s too cold. It’s a shame, because it’d fit snuggly over my body.”