“The book “Little Women,” what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets.”
“Books are portable companions. But so are midgets.”
“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”
“I long for your love like the length of a midget.”
“Before bed I do a bit of light reading. I’m reading a 50-pound book on midgets.”
“Like a midget, I walk tall and proud.”
“I don’t use coarse humor, but occasionally I’ll joke about intercourse—between midget siblings.”