“The cause isn’t worth getting up for, but it is worth sleeping for. Just trying to do my part to help humanity.”

“The dollar isn’t worth its weight in gold, and the pound isn’t worth its weight in ounces.”

“It’s not that the risk isn’t worth the reward, it’s that the reward isn’t worth as much as another reward, which also has a lesser risk.”

“Everything I learned in school, mixed together with water and chicken broth, isn’t worth the soup served at a soup kitchen. I was a bring-my-own-spoon kind of student.”

“I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep.”

“There’s nobody worth talking about, so let’s not talk about it. Only let’s do it anyway. I’ll make it up and then make up later.”

“Only cowards never tire of cowering. I try to milk the cower for all it’s worth.”