“The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.”
“Every morning I think: What’s the latest I can sleep in ‘til, and still be on time for work? Well, I used to think that, before unemployment turned every day into a Saturday.”
“When you retire, every day is Saturday except Sunday.”
“Saturday is Flea Market Day, holiest of days.”
“In the Land of Toys, every day, except Sunday, is a Saturday. Vacation begins on the first of January and ends on the last day of December. That is the place for me! All countries should be like it! How happy we should all be!”
“One thing I know for sure about raising children is that every single day a kid needs discipline.... But also every single day a kid needs a break.”