“The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.”
“There's nothing depraved about sex. Of course with a little creativity, some toys and a whole lot of dirty talk, you can change that.”
“Moreover, you couldn't get animal sex and tight leather and sex toys along with something warm and comforting and meaningful.”
“A mechanical toothbrush is the greatest oral device in the history of the sex toy industry.”
“Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.”
“All I ever think about is food or sex.”