“The devil appears in many forms, but the most nefarious of all are tax forms.”

“Courage comes in many forms. One of them is the ability to run at high speeds while wearing adult diapers.”

“If all the centenarians formed their own country, they’d be both the youngest country in the world, and the oldest.”

“I didn’t form my lips into the shape of a kiss. I was merely about to whistle.”

“When the tax man cometh, lie about lying on your taxes.”

“If someone asks you what the most popular form of transportation is, before you jump to car, you might want to ask what area and era. If the answer is today in the mountains, the answer might be truck. If the answer is England 1776, the answer might be horse.”

“Data doesn’t matter. Only opinions and stories formed from the data matters and gets shared and absorbed.”