“The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special.”

“It must be awful to be on a team with a superstar, someone much better than everyone else. At least that’s how my teammates must feel about me. But who cares? They’re just my clones.”

“My first inclination is to make my business all about me, but my second instinct is to make my business all about everyone else, because everyone else is where all the money is at.”

“I have about as much practice sleeping as everyone else, though I’d like to have more.”

“I found love when I stopped looking for it. And I sold it precisely when everyone else began their search.”

“If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with a cat on my lap sitting in the dark. 
”

“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.”