“The dolphin is a mammal, but it can’t walk. However, it can hitchhike.”

“A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to talk to the swimming mammals. 
”

“And then she walked out of my life forever. Too bad she was hitchhiking. I should have picked her up.”

“My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if visible to all drivers.”

“Standing in cat litter is not the same as walking on the beach. Trust me, you can’t pee on the beach.”

“A can of canola is better than a can of can’t.”

“I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do mine too?”