“The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.”
“I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with the Oscars. That’s why I’m having the awards ceremony after we eat cake and I open my presents. ”
“I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work—in this case, my mom and dad. Or possibly my mom and the mailman. ”
“All I want for my birthday is a date with my muse Christina Aguilera Is that too much for a guy to ask for?”
“Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.”
“Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.”