“The fish meowed at me. It must be a catfish.”

“My name is Meow. At least that’s what my cat calls me. But you can call me after nine.”

“I have a beard of grass. I grew it on my back, and sometimes my neighbor mows it for me. Meow!”

“Amy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.”

“Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.”

“A brick could be used to double back, donkey levitate cough meow cough meow hiss on giraffe shaft stroke a local bloke bludgeon Armageddon—not my arm, Sorry, I think I just had a stroke.
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“I fight with the strength of many lion meows. I love even more ferociously.”