“The fish meowed at me. It must be a catfish.”
“Meow, meow, meow. Meow meow. Meoow,” Boo told me, obviously having a full day and feeling I needed to be kept apprised of every second of it.”
“Fish and Wildlife wants to fine us for killing a giant mutant Tennessee River catfish because it was endangered. Sure it had just crawled up on land and eaten some teenagers, but it was still an endangered species.”
“She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.”
“Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.”
“Meow, Meow, Meeeeooooow?”