“The French aren’t birthed; they’re hatched out of eggs. That’s why they make the best omelets.”

“Instead of hatching a plan, why not break it open prematurely and use it to make an omelet? It’s just food for thought. Actually, it’s thought for food.”

“With your fertile eggs, and my semen, we’d make a delicious omelet.”

“Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.”

“I’ve got a sizeable retirement nest egg. It’s an ostrich egg, and it’s going to make an omelet so big that it’ll produce enough leftovers for decades.
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“The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide.”

“Sure, I have nice shoes. They’re in my closet, collecting a patina of dust. My shoes were made for dancing, and that’s why they’re dusty, because my feet, unfortunately, were not made for dancing. My feet were made for making wine, and that’s why my walk is intoxicating.”