“The glove compartment of my car is empty, but one of these days, I’m going to fill it with an assortment of gloves—everything from boxing gloves to the oven mitts I used when I burned my last bridge.”
Jarod Kintz
A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom
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