“-The good guys are coming, boss. What do you want me to do?-Don’t just stand there, you idiot. Ram them with your erection!”

“Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and tell me in French.
”

“I want to start a company called “We Do.” My tagline will be: We at We Do do what we do so you don’t have to.”

“You want to tell me what this is? she asked as she gabbed my erection. “A miracle of science,” I replied.”

“Which half do you want me to cut in half, Mr. Halfofhalf?
The name’s Onequarter. Johnny Onequarter. And don’t you forget it.”

“What makes you think of me? Don’t say nothing. The answer is I make you think of me. And I’ll make you do it at gunpoint.”

“Gold. You don’t mind if I just mined some, do you?”