“The greatest thing in the world is love. But the worst isn’t hate, it’s ignoringance.”

“My favorite thing isn’t being the favorite to win—it’s being the underdog.”

“Night—it’s the only thing that will cover up one of my black moods. Good thing my depression isn’t an every day kind of thing. It’s an after day thing.”

“Love isn’t a series of slogans like “Just do it,” “It’s the real thing,” or “Go ahead, stick it in my butt.” Love is much more than that. Love is also a logo. I know, because I have it tattooed on my ass.”

“It’s not that the risk isn’t worth the reward, it’s that the reward isn’t worth as much as another reward, which also has a lesser risk.”

“Love is, just like isn’t isn’t is.”

“My wallet isn’t empty—it’s full of hope. Thanks, Obama!”