“The hardest part about finishing is starting.”

“I finish what I start, and I Finnish what I Swedish.”

“What’s the opposite of start? Would the average person think stop or finish? The answer may reflect the difference between a winner and a loser.”

“The other day I tried to design a finish line, but I didn’t know where to start. So I just sat there and drank Gatorade. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“The best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.”

“I’d like to write a screenplay about my grandpa, and I’d like my future grandson to play the part. Talk about a mindfuck!”

“When the lights are about to burn out and start flickering, it’s like I’m blinking without blinking.”