“The hole in my heart matches the key I gave her, and I’d like it back, along with the key to my hope chest.”

“I’ll give you the key to my heart, if you promise not to make duplicates.”

“I was hoping you’d leave the back door open for me, I said as he turned around to bend over and pick up his key.”

“There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exchange it for a new one.”

“I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my chest.”

“A brick could be used as a key to unlock a door disguised as a brick wall. The security in the lock lies not with a one-of-a-kind key, but with a key that looks like hundreds of other potential keys that make up the door.
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“If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own clone.”