“The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide.”
“I gathered all my eggs in one basket, because I believe in collectivism, and I wanted a tyrannical omelet.”
“Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.”
“To make an omelet you must first break some eggs.”
“With your fertile eggs, and my semen, we’d make a delicious omelet.”
“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”