“The judge said he was going to throw the book at me. I hoped it was an ebook in the cloud, and not a heavy dictionary.”
“I love ebooks. I love the idea of storing books in “The Cloud”, because honestly, reading and rainy days go together like peanut butter and umbrellas.”
“I prefer physical books to eBooks, because an eBook can’t be the solution to a wobbly chair like a real book can.”
“me: why is it upset? shouldn't it be downset?gideon: i will file a lawsuit against the dictionaries first thing tomorrow morning. we're going to tear merriam a new asshole and throw webster inside of it.”
“When all is said and done, I hope people will judge me by who I am, not by what I've written.”
“eBooks are just digital copies of analog books. Convenient, yes. But we have the technology now to rethink what a book is.”