“The light lulls you into a false sense of security. But if the dark should come suddenly and silently, you’d stand out like black on night.”

“Black clothing makes me look skinnier. If I wear all black at night, and turn out the lights, I look so skinny that I disappear.”

“My love for you is shaped like a left foot. And if you pulled my love out of your ass you’d know that.”

“If a building were shaped like a body, I’d imagine you’d exit out the rear.”

“My erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an albino.”

“If I had a necklace made out of tiny suns, I’d only wear it at night when you could really see it. Sadly, I don’t have a necklace like that. The closest thing I have is a necklace made out of those glow in the dark stars you stick to bedroom ceilings. But I only wear that on special occasions, like bedtime. 
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“In society’s daylight, black people are invisible. Black people are also invisible at night. Hooray for flashlights!”