“The longest I have ever gone without sex is sixteen years. But to my credit, elementary and middle school were rough dating years.”
“Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools.”
“Do you ever wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it!”
“todays the first anniversary of the asteroid hitting the moon. A year ago i was sixteen years old, a sophomore in high school.”
“I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were the lovely years.”
“In two weeks it'll be the longest day in the year... Do you always watch for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always watch for the longest day in the year and then miss it.”