“The moon is an orbital albino, and it gets tons of sunlight, so I propose Operation Sunscreen, where astronauts coat the surface of the moon with a protective layer of sunscreen. If you care about albinos and the environment, you’ll see this is a good idea. And hey, it’s a better use of taxpayer funds than bailing out private banks.
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“Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It’s tough because they’re slippery and all lubed up with sunscreen.”

“Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, maybe you should ask my new albino secretary.”

“I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup?”

“My erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an albino.”

“Being out in the sunlight brightens my mood, especially if that sunlight is reflected off the moon.”

“You can talk about love all day, but until you feel it, you might as well be an albino under an umbrella.”