“The most deadly combination known to man is low IQ and high testosterone.”

“Thor once took an IQ test, and he was scoring so high that the referees took away his ability to shoot three pointers.”

“A two-headed man should have twice the IQ, and the ability to have internal dialogues externally.”

“Stupidity mixed with arrogance mixed with anger mixed with adrenaline is a deadly combination. Just as deadly as adding fries and a soda and making it a combo meal.”

“I carry a concealed weapon—high cholesterol. It’s deadly.
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“She’s beautiful, but she’s also got brains. I’ll bet zombies would love to eat out of her skull like a bowl of Jell-O that had an IQ of 180—which is absurd, because the last bowl of Jell-O I ate only measured in with an IQ of 123. Still, an IQ of 123 is more than double what it probably takes to be elected into political office.”

“I want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100.”